things that song cannot save us from

"Trolling has been around for decades. Even in early online forums, some users would bait others with an insincere argument. But the troll didn’t become an online identity until the mid-2000s, or right before the release of The Dark Knight.."

golden age of SCAMS
paused COMET

those who have encountered the Woofus
say the rewards are AMPLE

they found him in the dirt of the cabin, spine
cracked like a crust of MELBA

staring at the water tower, Graywyvern
imagines it STEAM