delusions of the dodge fury

Chinese scifi thread.

"Boars cannot swim nearly as well as they imagine themselves able to." --R A Lafferty, Apocalypses (1977)

Paphnuty.

"One needn't be nearly as holy to pray for fog as to pray for rain." --ibid

Collectible cheetoh.

(via @SHINKAN34721410)

Auschwaltz.

"Florida is California on a Troma budget." --Kelly Link